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Feb.No.Secret

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She's not fat, she's just Chocolate enriched

sa7 papi??

Now I know most of these quotes are old ,, but I just like them

or should I say "I believe in them"

don't we all?

If you say NO ... then read NO. 20

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1. Chocolate is a vegetable. How? It's derived from cacao beans.

2. Chocolate candy bars contian milk, which is dairy, so candy bars are healthy food.

3. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

4. How to get 2 pounds of Chocolate home from the store in a hot car?? Eat it in the parking lot.

5. Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off you appetite, and you'll eat less.

6. If calories are an issue, store your Chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afriad of heights, and they will jump out of the Chocolate to protect themselves.

7. If you eat equal amounts of dark Chocolate & whilte Chocolate, the calorires actually counteract each other.

8. Put "eat Chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way at least you'll get one thing done.

9. If you've got melted Chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

10. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, Chocolate is therapeutic.

11. I have this theory that Chocolate slows down the aging process .. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

12. Exercise is a dirty word .. Every time i hear it, i wash my mouth out with Chocolete.

13. Seven days without CHOCOLATE makes one week.
14. There is nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.
15. In heaven, CHOCOLATE has no calories and is served as the main course.
16. How many calories are there is a piece of CHOCOLATE?
Who cares?
17. If there is no CHOCOLATE in heaven, I'm not going.
18. Who says CHOCOLATE isn't a food group??!!!!!!!
19. One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of CHOCOLATE can make a person gain five pounds.
20. Nine out of ten people like CHOCOLATE, the tenth person always lies.
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